Costa cappucino to takeaway: £3. Oyster card deposit: £5. Two course prix-fixe lunch @ The Square, Mayfair: £30. Red Bull Vodka @ Movida, Soho: £15. Taxi fare from Angel to Hackney: £11. International mobile roaming charges: £30 (estimated).

Feeling feelings you haven’t felt since 2001 resurface, reemerge, spurred by friendship and desire, inspired by love and innocence, forged within the confines of curiosity, insecurity, and authenticity, and etched in distant memory: priceless.